Short Funny Quotes

Short Funny Quotes are his forte. He is believed by many, well maybe only by himself as number one in the art of Short Funny Quotes so please click here and have a laugh.

His humor is characterized as stories and sayings that have his life as the focus. Other articles are based on events that have happened but have not been reported to his satisfaction. An example is the recent arrest of Mel Gibson on charges that he was driving while intoxicated. The piece is sincere in asking the reader if his apology and promise to go into rehab an adequate solution to his crime. This article puts a complete new twist on a the events that is rarely analyzed as the real problem

The fist story is for those that had a difficult time in school because they believed that participation of any kind was not necessary, including homework. Short Funny Quotes abound in this abound in this story. It is my upbringing in religious schools. It clearly states that the quickest way to die is upset the devout teachers. I must confess that I was not with the program in grammar or high school and was used many times as an example of a soul destined to bake and boil in Hell for eternity.

Now let's move onto the subject that is written about the most. It's losing weight using diets or as many expects prefer it be called a new lifestyle. It goes on to tell what I did after I got out of the shower and looked in the bathroom mirror and screamed. I made a life changing decision. I was going to loose the thick layer of fat protecting my muscles and become one lean mean muscle machine. I first went to specialty stores to buy all clothing and workout out equipment necessary to become one macho dude. Well, needless to say my definite plan was interrupted by an accident. Read it and have a laugh.
 
Need a real good sarcastic laugh than read the next article which is two movie reviews. I picked these particular flicks because the singing divas thought they could actually act, god help us all. Within ten minutes of the open of either flick the adults in the audience are projectile vomiting. They both have girlfriends that worship the very ground they walk on and of course they have cool boyfriends. This soap fest had many of the young girls weeping because it spoke to their hearts. If one listened carefully you could hear the adult patrons putting committing hari-kari in an effort to end this misery.

The next narrative is two movie reviews. I picked these particular flicks because the stars are pop divas who thought they could easily be great on the big screen. Their acting and plot can only be described as a way to end up projectile vomiting. They both have girlfriends that adore them and of course boyfriends. About every three to five seconds the audience of teenage girls was near tears because it was so touching. If one listened carefully you could hear the adult patrons putting bullets in their guns to end their misery by suicide. The story builds up to a very unexpected end.

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